PREGNANCY Questions  & Answers !

Q: Should I have a baby after 35?                             A: No, 35 children is enough.
 

Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?

                                         A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.
 

Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?       A: Childbirth.
 

Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?

                                         A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.  
 

Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?

                                         A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you.

Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?

                                         A: Yes, pregnancy.
 

Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?

                                         A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.
 

Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?                              A: When the kids are in college.

"Be kinder than necessary,
                                 for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle."